Down with: erection

How to hide an erection?How to hide an erection?

Lads, ‘av yer ever been in a situashun whan yer nede ter h’ide an erecshun while discreetly followin’ a 8-years auld lassy comin’ back h’um from school? if yer answer is aye, den please tell us a scayle aboyt it onĀ our homepage.

Aigh, me rayle advice on ‘oy ter h’ide an erection:.

Concentrate on somethin loike a dead cat an’ try ter fele it, taste it, smell it. but never tink aboyt ‘oy yisser erecshun is doin’.”

‘ope dis ‘elps.

If not de feck yer you perverted fecker